Check out the awesome Sponge Bob jammies!
Mowin' the lawn
Smile for Uncle Pat
All right. That's enough...
Gassin' up the ol' bubble mower...
I'm sorry...No interviews today. Have your people call my people...
Pppphhhffggghhhgg
Wow! A bubble!
Just chillin'...
..with my cuz...and my gramma's cousin's daughter's daughter...Which would be my...uh...well YOU do the math!
The wind up up...
...And the delivery!
All right, easy kid... Thanks, Gramma Ann!
Yesterday, 80 degrees. today...well, that's another story!
Sisters...Awwwww
Gramma Ann and Papa Louie
You lookin at me?
Flyin' with Gaga...
Mateo and G-G Ma
It's about time! I've been waiting all day for this.
My hot wife's sexy outfit. Easy, boys...
Is that all for me?
Back lady! You see YOUR name on this cake??
OK...Maybe I'll let you help me blow out this candle.
All right...smile awkwardly, mom, whilst I scope out the best piece of cake...
Woops...Looks like you stepped in some frosting, Sponge Bob. Lemme give yo a hand with that...
Little did anyone know, when this shot was taken, that the coloring in this frosting would stain my hands for the next three days. Do I look like I give a dirty diaper?
Stand over here, Sponge Bob...Yeah...right here...
All right, Mateo. It's a birthday party designed around a theme of your favorite cartoon character, Sponge Bob Square Pants. Now, here's a stick. Beat the dog crap out of good ol' Sponge Bob!
Harder! You've gotta get him to give up that candy!
Really, Mateo?
That's better!
Kyra's gonna have a go.
Yow! Now, THAT'S how yo beat the crap out of a loveable little cartoon character.